the new office level and modifiers are very nice, i did notice the game seems to be overall darker, but definetely my favourite modifier is the more colors one! i love funny colors!
while i am not sure if it counts as a issue. i noted that that if i throw stuff at enemies that havent noticed me, they dont get notified by it and just continue idling.
i dont know if i can give much feedback at the moment to overall combat, since i am not good at the game and just woke up,
but i did note that at a certain point of damage it gets nearly impossible to see anything, wich is practically fate sealed with enemies around, but i do like the vision effects of damage a lot
oh and i was thinking a bit and got a idea, maybe slash and stabbing weapons could do higher blood damage? and to make this more visible they could have more splattery and slashy impact? (i am not sure if this is already present, but i saw you mention that you arent sure what to do with stabbing weapons)
another idea would be that thrown stabbing weapons maybe could get stuck in enemies and cause another burst of damage when pulled out?
but this comment is getting WAY too big so i'll end it here
thank you for blessing us with your great audio visual interactive experiences! ^w^
Bladed melee weapons (which stab) are currently very difficult to make use of. I do love the absolutely meat-y impact of heavy weapons, though.
One tiny gripe is that while the visual style is very distinct, a decent amount of clarity has gone missing in turn.
Being hit by heavy weapons doesn't seem to impact the enemy as it does your player character. Which that there'd be a chance for something like a Heavy shovel swing to just flatout ragdoll an enemy.
Otherwise? I am very happy with this for now, and I might just drop a few euro :)
Fists are meant to be next to useless ... im not sure what to do with stabbing weapons though - i usually just use the heavy attacks to hit things with them
I revisited the game and I love how the game is updating and improving. It's one of those games you play regularly and never get tired of, the physics are funny, and there are a lot of objects to use as weapons, It reminds me of Paint the Town Red because of its physics and amount of weapons. I wish there were some Wave Mode or Sandbox sincethe game would fit well with that. I also wonder how the enemies would act if they attacked each other.
I also like how they consume the bodies, it's funny how you can use that to lure and hit them when they least expect it.
i died in a very sad way, i got beaten between a stack of boxes and the wall and i was so stuck i couldnt even turn my head, and then i got killed. very strange was that after i died i didnt get a death screen, i got this very interesting scene
btw, i dont mind it. thats stuff that just happens in physics games and i think its very funny. especially that i died so hard that the deathscreen didnt work
after playing through the new update, i really love the new damage effects, the new glass cracking and vision distortion really make me feel like i am miserably dying and encourage me to run, i am bad at noticing small gameplay changes but i can say for sure that it is fun. and i failed my quest to rescue the plushy again and i am very sad about that. great job as always! playing without the hud is surprisingly playable too! the audio and visual effects allow me to figure out my status without the need for a hud ^w^
I found a bug that enemies don't detect you if you throw things at them, you can just throw things at them until they die, it only works if they aren't looking at you
The game is incredible, entertaining, and well-made, the fact that you can pick up anything and use it as a weapon fits well with physics-based combat, it's a game you can re-play for hours and never get tired of, but there are some things I didn't like:
Throw mechanic. Is not that the mechanic is in the game, but rather the way you use it. To throw something you need to press "g" mid-swing, the problem is that every weapon has a different swing speed, your aim moves with the swing so it's hard to aim, and most of the time you'll just drop the weapon, and if you try again the enemy will already get close to you. I wish the Trow mechanic was more "Hold & Release".
Pixaleted filter. I also wish there was a way to change the intensity of the pixelated filter since at some range it is difficult to tell what certain objects are.
the pixel filter is essential to the game's artstyle. if you're far away from something and want to get a closer look, press the zoom key. also i already changed the throw mechanic in the latest private version!
A labor of love crafted out of the psychopathic hate of goo.
It's a very satisfying beat 'em up, it'll take you a second to get used to it but once you do; you feel unstoppable...until someone stabs a coat hanger into your skull.
There's not a lot I can say that can't be experienced through its near flawless combat, with excellent level design that emphasizes your fun and death.
5.8/5, though that's entirely unsurprising from Orsoniks.
(though it is a little alarming that they consume you after death).
i am currently playing and it is very fun and chaotic, i did find a bug already. when your stamina is low and the warning beeping occurs, when you pause the game it basically stops but all of the beeps that would happen get stored and then played all at the same time when you unpause. it is very loud
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the new office level and modifiers are very nice, i did notice the game seems to be overall darker, but definetely my favourite modifier is the more colors one! i love funny colors!
while i am not sure if it counts as a issue. i noted that that if i throw stuff at enemies that havent noticed me, they dont get notified by it and just continue idling.
i dont know if i can give much feedback at the moment to overall combat, since i am not good at the game and just woke up,
but i did note that at a certain point of damage it gets nearly impossible to see anything, wich is practically fate sealed with enemies around, but i do like the vision effects of damage a lot
oh and i was thinking a bit and got a idea, maybe slash and stabbing weapons could do higher blood damage? and to make this more visible they could have more splattery and slashy impact? (i am not sure if this is already present, but i saw you mention that you arent sure what to do with stabbing weapons)
another idea would be that thrown stabbing weapons maybe could get stuck in enemies and cause another burst of damage when pulled out?
but this comment is getting WAY too big so i'll end it here
thank you for blessing us with your great audio visual interactive experiences! ^w^
slash/pierce weapons do more blood damage already
ahaaa
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house
Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop
(You know the place)
Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy!
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Awww, big bowl of sauerkraut!
Every single mornin'!
It was driving me crazy
I said to my mom
I said, "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said, "It's good for you!"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force-fed me nothing but sauerkraut
Until I was 26 and a half years old
That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement
And travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining, and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel
Wacka wacka doodoo yeah!
Well, let me tell you, people
It wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the
Number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to
Albuquerque!
Albuquerque!
Oh, yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large
Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ahh
So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my 12-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world-famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's okay, they're clean!
Well, I checked into my room, and I turned down the AC
And I turned on the Spectra Vision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very
Very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door
Well now, who could that be?
I say, "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"Who is it?"
They're not sayin' anything
So, finally I go over, and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like, "Hey, you can't have that!
That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me!"
And he's like, "Tough"
And I'm like, "Give it!"
And he's like, "Make me"
And I'm like, "'K"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes, indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all
The phone got knocked off the hook
And 20 seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said
It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
In Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until
The one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts
So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says, "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said, "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said, "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said, "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said, "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said, "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said, "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said, "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said, "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said, "You got any apple fritters?"
He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said, "You got any bear claws?"
He said, "Wait a minute, I'll go check
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said, "Well, in that case, in that case, what do you have?"
He says, "All I got right now is this
Box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said, "Okay, I'll take that"
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time
That a little ditty started goin' through my head
I believe it went a little something like this
Doh!
Get 'em off me!
Get 'em off me!
Oh!
No, get 'em off, get 'em off!
Oh, oh God, oh God!
Oh, get 'em off me!
Oh, oh my God!
Ah, ah ah!
I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated wiener dog
And as luck would have it
That's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight
Overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me
She said, "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very, very, very happy, aw yeah
But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said, "Sweetie pumpkin?
Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said, "Whoa, hold on now, baby
I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment!"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go
In Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler!
I even made employee of the month after
I put out that grease fire with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude
Okay, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry
A big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"
So I did
And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like, "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic!"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader, for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname, "Torso-Boy"!
So what's he complaining about?
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street
And he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like, "Hey, come on, don't 'cha get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on
The sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming, "Ah, oh, ah!"
You know, completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought
Uh, well, uh, okay
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is
I hate sauerkraut!
That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandary
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and
Isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque (Albuquerque)
Albuquerque (Albuquerque)
Albuquerque (Albuquerque)
Albuquerque (Albuquerque)
I said, "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
"...Querque!" (Querque!)
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque
okay but now build it for linux
I WILL SOMEDAY
no way
Bladed melee weapons (which stab) are currently very difficult to make use of. I do love the absolutely meat-y impact of heavy weapons, though.
One tiny gripe is that while the visual style is very distinct, a decent amount of clarity has gone missing in turn.
Being hit by heavy weapons doesn't seem to impact the enemy as it does your player character. Which that there'd be a chance for something like a Heavy shovel swing to just flatout ragdoll an enemy.
Otherwise? I am very happy with this for now, and I might just drop a few euro :)
Have to agree with ya. Fighting with stabbing weapons and fists is really difficult, even when I'am REALLY near the enemy, I rarely can hit him.
Fists are meant to be next to useless ... im not sure what to do with stabbing weapons though - i usually just use the heavy attacks to hit things with them
just weave lil bro
One of the best FPS games I ever played... or FPM? (first person melee)
i love melee games and this feels absolutely GREAT, good hits feel just as weighty and impactful as they deserve to be, keep up the work on this ^w^
thank you!!!
MY MAN IS RELEASING BANGER AFTER BANGR!!!! GAME IS REALLY FUN KEEP IT UP!
THANKYOUU
I am the last Madness Melee fan am I cooked
haha
you mean WE? right?
No.. you mean.. US, Right?.
a little late i think
i played the new update a bit and the tutorial is very nice, i havent gotten to the last level yet but i am excited. wonderful work as usual!
thank you!! :3
reminds me of changed... good looking game tho
orson can i get unbanned i was joking
please
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this is so awsome! its amazing for a prototype
how do i turn off the pixely stuff
mine is too pixely i cant see nothing
Orsoniks said the pixel filter is essential to the game's art style.
mine is like SUPER pixely
btw join the discord pleaseeee
joined, now i can get the updates as soon as possible hooray
unban me pls i was joking
give the goobers legs they look like madness combat knockoff
also godmode when because i died once and quit
i got beaten to death by 2 guys with a vent cover and a exit sign 10/10
10/10 gameplay, am i right.
I revisited the game and I love how the game is updating and improving. It's one of those games you play regularly and never get tired of, the physics are funny, and there are a lot of objects to use as weapons, It reminds me of Paint the Town Red because of its physics and amount of weapons. I wish there were some Wave Mode or Sandbox since the game would fit well with that. I also wonder how the enemies would act if they attacked each other.
I also like how they consume the bodies, it's funny how you can use that to lure and hit them when they least expect it.
i died in a very sad way, i got beaten between a stack of boxes and the wall and i was so stuck i couldnt even turn my head, and then i got killed. very strange was that after i died i didnt get a death screen, i got this very interesting scene
btw, i dont mind it. thats stuff that just happens in physics games and i think its very funny. especially that i died so hard that the deathscreen didnt work
after playing through the new update, i really love the new damage effects, the new glass cracking and vision distortion really make me feel like i am miserably dying and encourage me to run, i am bad at noticing small gameplay changes but i can say for sure that it is fun. and i failed my quest to rescue the plushy again and i am very sad about that. great job as always! playing without the hud is surprisingly playable too! the audio and visual effects allow me to figure out my status without the need for a hud ^w^
ooo, new update. i am excited to try it !
The combat is hard at first but slowly became easier the more I played. It should get RTX.
Can't wait to play this game.
I dont think they like my presence.... ow.
this is an amazing game, it reminds me of John wick for some reason but instead of killing the boogey man i kill the gooey man (idk)
i found a plushy and i love him, favourite item in the game. fren
i like dis game
it come with eggwuh eggwuh
I found a bug that enemies don't detect you if you throw things at them, you can just throw things at them until they die, it only works if they aren't looking at you
god i love mauling gigantic uniquely colored somewhat humanoid amoebas
doesn't work for me
very informative
Bro i already told you in discord and you didnt answer me
also the game keep crashing
great game, the combat is silly and hits tend to feel impactful, i also think the enemies are oddly cute in a way
i did notice in the last level the first enemy tends to get stuck on the stairs (its a rather small issue but i doubt it is intended)
and i am currently stuck on the last level because i forgot how to restart from the first level haha...
its ctrl + 0
thank you! ^w^
The game is incredible, entertaining, and well-made, the fact that you can pick up anything and use it as a weapon fits well with physics-based combat, it's a game you can re-play for hours and never get tired of, but there are some things I didn't like:
Throw mechanic. Is not that the mechanic is in the game, but rather the way you use it. To throw something you need to press "g" mid-swing, the problem is that every weapon has a different swing speed, your aim moves with the swing so it's hard to aim, and most of the time you'll just drop the weapon, and if you try again the enemy will already get close to you. I wish the Trow mechanic was more "Hold & Release".
Pixaleted filter. I also wish there was a way to change the intensity of the pixelated filter since at some range it is difficult to tell what certain objects are.
the pixel filter is essential to the game's artstyle. if you're far away from something and want to get a closer look, press the zoom key. also i already changed the throw mechanic in the latest private version!
A labor of love crafted out of the psychopathic hate of goo.
It's a very satisfying beat 'em up, it'll take you a second to get used to it but once you do; you feel unstoppable...until someone stabs a coat hanger into your skull.
There's not a lot I can say that can't be experienced through its near flawless combat, with excellent level design that emphasizes your fun and death.
5.8/5, though that's entirely unsurprising from Orsoniks.
(though it is a little alarming that they consume you after death).
Really fun! Took me a while to get used to the mechanics and stamina, but is really fun! This is awesome :D
i am currently playing and it is very fun and chaotic, i did find a bug already. when your stamina is low and the warning beeping occurs, when you pause the game it basically stops but all of the beeps that would happen get stored and then played all at the same time when you unpause. it is very loud
ill fix that sometime
ooo, i am excited to try this one out. it looks interesting!
goo
another banger
its good
also will theer be procedual levels
surely not